Good day. I am Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brain Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witch Craft and Wizardry. I am here to offer as much help as I can. Do not fear to ask me anything. (Slightly AU Dumbledore made to inter-fandom RP)

notsoittybittytittiecommittee:

-Albus Dumbledore

thedarklordofthewizardingworld:

stevestarspangledrogers:

itdoesntseemcuriousatall:

stevestarspangledrogers:

*Hugs him* It’s okay Dumbles..it’s okay..

And here I thought I would not receive any love. You see, my dear Captain, I didn’t need sex, just something. Thank you. 

Alright, good..I do respect you Dumbledore. *pats his back*

Good to know, lad. Alright, I have what I need to continue defending the muggle race against the evils of Lord Voldemort.

stevestarspangledrogers:

itdoesntseemcuriousatall:

stevestarspangledrogers:

thedarklordofthewizardingworld replied to your post: … Unf? (For the lulz)

I approve of this. Don’t sex wizards… muggle!

I will sex who I wish no nose. But not Dumbledore…no..just no..

*Gross wizarding sobbing* I didn’t get the chance… 

*Hugs him* It’s okay Dumbles..it’s okay..

And here I thought I would not receive any love. You see, my dear Captain, I didn’t need sex, just something. Thank you.